Ashley has a point

And so there I was having my lashes done by Ashley
When she told me that my earrings are pretty
It was then that I told her they were coral
and I am now posting it up on BeJewelled

And so I asked her innocently
You know what a coral is, surely
She took the tape off my eyelids
And examined my eyes, all candied

She said that corals don't catch her fancy
And if I should be so messy
As to muck up her delicate lash-o-lasheys
That the touch ups would be sooo pricey...